IN D NOW. alright, maybe im not 2 updated with the kewl brands of 2009. i heard this ‘wesk’ brand is pretty good, and i heard super director wes anderson is one of the guys who started it hence the ultra modern brand name and image! and showing ppl that i’m ‘i’m in d know’ and ‘down’ with edbanger. definitely get all the scenester/electro/indie/free spirited babes. and the colors really draw attention to me, not that i like it or anything. will probably play my iPod really loud while i hang em on my neck! who cares if they sound like tin cans? strike a deadpan pose and drown in the sound.
CLASSIC, RELIABLE. but do you ever feel like you blend in with the crowd? like you could be ‘more’ than what you are now? sure, they serve their purpose, but wouldn’t you want something that yells ‘hip’ and whispers ‘hypebeast’ (which you secretly love to be called anyway?)
SKULL CANDIEZ. DOPENESS ON A HEAD. one of the top sellers this year, those fools with stock iPod earphones should either stop listening to music or buy these, because you know they can’t really appreciate ‘ill shit’ unless they have one of these babiez. DON’T DJ? NEVER TOUCHED A RECORD IN YOUR LIFE? no biggie, literally because so long as you look the part. the rest follows! check, check, one two…
BE LIKE DIS HOMIE! ‘DEY SEE ME ROLLIN DEY HATIN’
BE A HIT WITH TEH BROS! BEERFEST TIME!
PAPA.. PAPARAZZZIIII. OH YES. BE AN AUDIOPHILE BUT STILL BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
CONCLUSION. WESK TAKES THE CAKE! IT’S THE BEST HEADPHONES FOR MY PERSONALITY. i feel like this really suits my lifestyle, you know, ‘tunes’ ‘babes’ and ‘homiez’ (disregard the floating watermelon, slight racial undertones)
I AM DEFINITELY BUYING INTO WESC! THE COOLEST
HEADPHONES LIFESTYLE BRAND UNTIL OBEY STEPS IN2 ’D GAME’
BEATS CANS BY THE DOCTOR RAPPER HIMSELF!