IN D NOW. alright, maybe im not 2 updated with the kewl brands of 2009. i heard this ‘wesk’ brand is pretty good, and i heard super director wes anderson is one of the guys who started it hence the ultra modern brand name and image! and showing ppl that i’m ‘i’m in d know’ and ‘down’ with edbanger. definitely get all the scenester/electro/indie/free spirited babes. and the colors really draw attention to me, not that i like it or anything. will probably play my iPod really loud while i hang em on my neck! who cares if they sound like tin cans? strike a deadpan pose and drown in the sound.
CLASSIC, RELIABLE. but do you ever feel like you blend in with the crowd? like you could be ‘more’ than what you are now? sure, they serve their purpose, but wouldn’t you want something that yells ‘hip’ and whispers ‘hypebeast’ (which you secretly love to be called anyway?)
SKULL CANDIEZ. DOPENESS ON A HEAD. one of the top sellers this year, those fools with stock iPod earphones should either stop listening to music or buy these, because you know they can’t really appreciate ‘ill shit’ unless they have one of these babiez. DON’T DJ? NEVER TOUCHED A RECORD IN YOUR LIFE? no biggie, literally because so long as you look the part. the rest follows! check, check, one two…
BE LIKE DIS HOMIE! ‘DEY SEE ME ROLLIN DEY HATIN’
BE A HIT WITH TEH BROS! BEERFEST TIME!
PAPA.. PAPARAZZZIIII. OH YES. BE AN AUDIOPHILE BUT STILL BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
CONCLUSION. WESK TAKES THE CAKE! IT’S THE BEST HEADPHONES FOR MY PERSONALITY. i feel like this really suits my lifestyle, you know, ‘tunes’ ‘babes’ and ‘homiez’ (disregard the floating watermelon, slight racial undertones)
I AM DEFINITELY BUYING INTO WESC! THE COOLEST HEADPHONES LIFESTYLE BRAND UNTIL OBEY STEPS IN2 ‘D GAME’
mutha fuc.. motherf… MOTHER.FUCKING GASLAMP KILLER.. it has to be perfect or the crowd might not ‘get it’
short audio rundown before what actually happened besides the usual ‘phenom’ set is that the audio could’ve been better. i mean it was fine when mulan played, but maybe THA GLK don’t like cranked up volume to elevens like the ramones. or maybe i just turned deaf from all the chitchat in the crowd
ex. “GASLAMP DUDE!” followed by “i’m high na pare” and of course “BRRRRRAAATT” and the squeeky lil airhorn that i must purchase online so i can also be ‘DUBPLATE MASTA”
audience was … to the point of talking about MOTHER.FU… hold on. that dj name is just too long. will just call GASLAMP KILLER = MUFFY GK. to the point of talking about MUFFY’s ‘unkewl attitude toward filipinoez’ ‘and how he could get into ‘major’ trouble if he’s not very friendly to the picture taking majority of the far east low end theorists that night!
WAS THERE DUBSTEP DRAMA THAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT? i know one bro, or alt, or ‘homie’ skipped MUFFY’s set to catch PI’s recent buzzband US = 2, Evil = 0’s (yes that is their name) album launch. not really drama, but intriguing news to the very closeknit community built solely on dubstepping up your game by attending each and every DUBSTEP event and stating everywhere that you had a ‘krazy time that you can’t wait for the next one’
who payed to get in?who were on the MUFFY list? is GLK still relevant, or at still your ‘fave DJ ever’ (even after making that "YOU GUYS DON’T NOE TIHS SONG" mocking face? why was a bottle of ‘BREWSKI’ so expensive when all we wanted was our ‘peeps’ to have a good tiem? and did OTTO have a threesome with two girls since it was his birthday?